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   Washington State University

John Brand Schneider

Street thug?  Nah, just me.

Associate Professor
School of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
Washington State University
P.O. Box 642752
Pullman, Washington 99164-2752
Phone: (509) 335-4655
FAX: (509) 335-3818

schneidj@eecs.wsu.edu

Education

Some Professional Stuff

Teaching

Some Personal Stuff

Words to Live by (engineers' credo):

And he gave for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country than the entire race of politicians put together.
-- Johnathan Swift, 1647-1745

Words to Lecture by (professors' credo):

This is a one line proof if we start sufficiently far to the left.
-- From an electrical engineering lecture given at Cambridge University (lecturer unknown)

Favorite Joke:

Did you hear about the time the Dalai Lama ordered a hot dog in New York? He asked the vendor to make him one with everything.

My notes on getting Mac OS X 10.3 machines to behave like my Linux boxes. (Caveat emptor: These notes are rough and geared toward what I do on a computer.)