Associate Professor
School of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
Washington State University
P.O. Box 642752
Pullman, Washington 99164-2752
Phone: (509) 335-4655
FAX: (509) 335-3818
schneidj@eecs.wsu.edu
And he gave for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, would deserve better of mankind, and do more essential service to his country than the entire race of politicians put together.
-- Johnathan Swift, 1647-1745
This is a one line proof if we start sufficiently far to the left.
-- From an electrical engineering lecture given at Cambridge University (lecturer unknown)
Did you hear about the time the Dalai Lama ordered a hot dog in New York? He asked the vendor to make him one with everything.
My notes on getting Mac OS X 10.3 machines to behave like my Linux boxes. (Caveat emptor: These notes are rough and geared toward what I do on a computer.)